And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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