We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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