Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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