Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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