Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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