I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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