About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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