I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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