I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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