Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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