I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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