But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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