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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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• (310): View more from California

  Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?

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• (650): View more from California

  I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️

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• (916): View more from California

  We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn

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