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(734): View more from Michigan

I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

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You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

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They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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(734): I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go (313): You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf (734): They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense http://tfl.nu/1xi8

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(714): View more from California

I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.

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(714): I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality. http://tfl.nu/yabq

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(801): View more from Utah

She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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(801): She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid. http://tfl.nu/lqbk

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(949): View more from California

this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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(949): this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head http://tfl.nu/73zt

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(419): View more from Ohio

he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis

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(419): he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis http://tfl.nu/e9da

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(210): View more from Texas

I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.

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I love milkshakes.

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Not the point.

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(210): I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat. (1-210): I love milkshakes. (210): Not the point. http://tfl.nu/tb5t

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.

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(814): I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer. http://tfl.nu/a96i

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(314): View more from Missouri

WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT

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(314): WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT http://tfl.nu/lhuy

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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.

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(514): Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife. http://tfl.nu/v3gi

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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.

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(213): The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out. http://tfl.nu/jmae

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(831): View more from California

sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

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(831): sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college. http://tfl.nu/u990

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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.

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(520): She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers. http://tfl.nu/zf1p

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(914): View more from New York

Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless

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(914): Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless http://tfl.nu/meln

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(785): View more from Kansas

I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.

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(785): I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight. http://tfl.nu/7eeo

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(309): View more from Illinois

Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much

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(309): Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much http://tfl.nu/b8oh

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