6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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