Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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