She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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