One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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