Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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