I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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