Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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