So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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