Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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