Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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