Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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