we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job