hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
a bad idea.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need