She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Houston, we have a squirter
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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