do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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