You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man