shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related