I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
sex in a hospital.. check
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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