Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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