marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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