He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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