I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We need to get me chipped asap
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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