Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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