I think my vagina is haunted
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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