Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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