Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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