I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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