He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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