So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Is it because I queefed?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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