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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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