i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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