How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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