I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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