Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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