is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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