No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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