I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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