Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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