he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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