I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
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from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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