i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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