He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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