My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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